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Hello Human Peoples

My name is Jim Octopuss, ill be the last thing you humans see. How lucky you are.

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My Story

Water conditions are getting pretty bad, so I've been floating around here with humans. I met this funny human who wanted to End the World. Bringing about the End of the World is a challenge worthy of a me. Also having human *REDACTED would be fun.

My Mission

My job is to be the boss. The head guy. People ask what I do around the office. But they never ask what doesn't get done when I'm not around. I'm eight times better at everything I do then humans. I will lead this team from the back, to rapidly bring the End of the World.

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A glimpse into the life of Jim. 

Fact of the day!

"Life's more fun when you dedicate it to someone else, and we never file for divorce"

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