Ahem!
Attention please, this is the most important thing you will read in your whole life. Today I was really struggling to find something to write about, so I figured I would write about the most exciting thing I know.
I'm talking about me of course.
Today I'll give a little bit of insight into my mind, a dangerous and wild terrain that will traumatize even the strongest individuals. No need to thank me, actually thank me lots, like lots and lots, I love attention. I’ll be explaining why I decided to be the world's best writer and where it all began. Buckle in your seat belts or you might get blown out of your seat.
Some of my fondest memories as a kid was my dad telling me stories. Not just reading stories from a book, he would make up stories featuring me and my brother. He would just slightly change our names, so that when we would complain about what we were doing in the story he would reassure us that it wasn't us but someone else. We would often find ourselves in dangerous situations, like getting cooked by witches or chased by monsters. And the heroic father character would always save the day, while the two helpless sons would make the worst possible decisions ever. We would on occasion get chances to tell part of the story as well. Taking turns making up the next part, me and my brother would always try and save our characters while my dad would try his best to send us to our doom.
I'll give a quick example of how it would go.
“So the two silly sons decided that the suspicious man who offered them free video games was trustworthy, and they followed him into a spooky cave, then entered a huge rock that fell down, trapping them in. He started laughing and said he is the video game villain, and that he takes greedy kids who play too many games and traps them in a video game forever.”
Then I would get a chance to say something like.
“But the two boys were so good that they beat the video game and got out, the bad guy got so scared that he ran away, and opened the cave so we could leave.”
Then my brother would say something like.
“Yeah, and we got more video games to play, and the dad was so happy they came back he would let us play games all day forever, and we didn't need to go to school anymore.”
It would go back and forth like that for a long time. It was a lot of fun, and where my love for telling stories came from.
What goes through other people's minds? That's a question I don't know the answer to. Because the only thing that goes through my mind is silly stories and ideas. I'll be sitting in class and wondering what would happen if one hundred goblins kicked down our door. Or if I was stuck on an island with my friends, how would we survive? I would stay on one story idea for days at a time, and think about all the different scenarios and endings. I still do to some extent, I get lost in my own thoughts so often, and will stay up late doing nothing but having fun making stories up in my mind. It got so bad for a while I couldn't even sleep because my mind was too active. I remember one time in junior high we had to make a short story. I went all out and created a whole world, with different laws and technology and a whole evil organization. When most people would write about dogs going on a walk, or someone building a raft. I would really go over the top because I had fun writing and creating worlds and characters.
When I watch shows I also pay attention to character arks, themes, and how different things are executed. I'm always thinking things like:
“Wow this character is really good, or wow this makes no sense how did we end up here. Or when did this character ever care about the people.”
My friends always say I don't like any shows because I always point out flaws or criticize shows too hard. It's not that I don't like the shows, it's just I like to think about how I could improve it, or what could make the show better, or make a certain scene more impactful.
I never really knew what I wanted to do when I grew up, a question that kids are bombarded with on the regular. Now I realize that all I do is think about stories so I might as well write them down and try to make something with it.
My mind is a treasure trove of ideas, I just have to get better at harvesting the ideas out of my mind.
So that brings us to now. I'll get to look back at this after my books are bestsellers and remember I always believed I could make it.
World ending productions is a name you will know in the future. I plan to write books, comics, and shows/movies made in the future. Hopefully get an editor because my grammar is unfortunately horrible.
It's weird, I look at this world and people working hard in their jobs, and I just think it won't be me. I'll be living my dreams, traveling the world and writing from the inspiration I find in this vast world. I'll aim for the moon, but reach the next galaxy.
When I reach the peak of my career then, and only then will I destroy this world, nothing personal of course. I just think it would be kinda fun, also this world sucks, but mostly I wanna laugh like an anime villain with the world in flames.
So until then follow all my stories, enjoy this life while you still can. CEO of World Ending Productions is outta here.
peace.
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